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OM FLIPPING G!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD AT ALL!!!!!!! OhMiGod!!!! Jake KNOWS. In case you haven't already guessed it, I like Jake, AND HE KNOWS, he figured it out somehow!!!! I sware, when I find out who told him, they are MINE, I WILL RIP THIER SPINE OUT AND BEAT THEM WITH IT!!!!!!! I MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!! So, I am no longer Max, I am Tito, I have a fake mustach and I live in Me-Hi-Co!!!! Adios!
~~TiTo, Comprende?~~

Occward Much??????

So, I'm in S.S. right now, we just did our dancing, and I had to dance with IGGY, i mean really, he's my BEST FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND. I also feel bad for Jake, he had to dance with Mitch, another guy, even though he stepped on my foot TWICE. he and I were on AIM for at least an our last night talking, he has a whole other side I never knew about. He's sweet, and he understands me, it's annoying at the same time, he knows me inside and I can't figure him out! I mean, we've only known each other for a year, and still, he knows me that well. My brother, well, I was all depressed last night because we got a letter from him, I haven't seen him in 2 years, I don't even know if I will see him EVER again, because he's in Iraq, on the REAL battle field, where he would have bombs and thing thrown at him, and he's that kind of guy who would run back to risk his life to save a buddy in who's about to be killed, I hate it. Why can't he just come home? Jake was talking to me about it last night, and that whole conversation turned into who we could trust, and he said he really trusted me, like, he felt like he REALLY could, and I felt like that too. He was so sweet to me, and kind, and he understood me so well, and I DO NOT like him ok? No questions, nothing, zip, nada, no way. Any accutions shall be disreagarded. And if you have read the book Maximum Ride, and you put together our nick names (me Max, him Fang) and say anything, you DIE, I mean it.
~~MaX, Savvy?~~

ELLA???!!!!???!!!!!

ELLA????? ELLA????? WHERE ARE YOU?????? Sheesh, you like, never blog anymore. Ok, I just had a BAD update on the drama. For a while, me and Alex have been ok, but still on the edge, and now, She hates me again! Anne hates me, Sadie hates me, the only one that likes me still is Mickie! God, i should just leaave them all, they all hate my guts. They think that me and Mickie are all buddy buddy and we're leaving them out! I don't get it, I don't want all this, I don't think we're going to make it through this, one of us is going to be eliminated from the group, and I have a funny feeling it's me...

~~MaX, Savey?~~

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, a pirates life for me!

That really hurt. Evil Jake. He ran into me on the way to class, grr. So I just got back from gym, we played capture the flag, and WE WOOPED BUTT!!! It was fun! This weekand, I saw Pirates of the Cerribbean!!!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS AWSOME!!!! BEST MOVIE EVER!!!!! "NOBODY MOVE! I dropped my brain." that's ONE of my favorite quotes. (Yes I know I spelled "quote" wrong. Mpre quotes i remembered: '"This is madness!" "This is politics."' '"Elizabeth! Will you marry me?" "I don't think now's the time!" "Now may be the only time!"' '"Now we have rocks following us, that's new."' '"Your mad!" "Well that's good then, because if I weren't mad, this would probebl7y never work."'
That's just a select few of some of the lines, I am back to my Pirates obsessioon!!!! "Yo Ho, all together, raise the colors high..." "Yo ho, Yo ho, a pirates life for me!"
~~MaX, Savey?~~

YAY!!!!!!

Day #1: Ok, so my friend, Mickie, she had liked Iggy for a while, and she FORSED me to keep it a secret. So, yesterday, I walked up to him and said "I know who likes you!" and he kept on asking for hints, so I would give him dumb hints like, she's not in our class, or she's in our Clan, but one day, I let a little something slip, that she has blond streaks and dark brown hair, so, he figured it out (tecnicly (SP, I suck a t spelling), I didn't tell him, he figured it out!). So, after he guessed, he had a slight smile on his face, so i asked him, "Do you like her?" but he didn't answer, but kept smiling away. So I aske dhim again, and he said... well.... oh, no point in trying to trick you, so, YES!!!! Then, I aske dhim this: "Do you want to go out with her?" then he said, wait for it....YES! So, at lunch, I told Mickie, and she flipped out! So, me and Sadie forsed ehr to go talk to Iggy, and now, thanks to me, they are dating! hehe!.....Now, I hope she doesn't try to do the same thing to me with.....SOMEBODY!!!! Like I'll tell you!
Day #2: So, yesterday, I found out that I won FIRST PLACE in the district writing contest in my leads! So, today, we went out and raised the honor flag and i had to stand behind a tall person, so i had to stand on mmy tip toes. Well, I'm not so good at that, and I fell backwards, right onto Jake's foot, so then, I tried again, and of course, I fell, again, but this time, Jake caught me and helped me back up, so, no injuries! Then, on the way back to class, Jake was being REALLY random....O_o. Oh, and Jake's new nick name that we all call him now, is Fang! I'm Max, Mickie is Angel, James is Iggy, Anne is, well, Anne, Alex is Nudge, and we don't have a Gazzy yet... So, I guess that's all till later!
>3~~MaX
P.S. if you want to see what I entered in the district writing contest, here it is, I hope it isn't taking up a bunch of space here.....:
Moonlight washed over the hillside, casting heavy shadows over a thick wall of thorn bushes. The bushes surrounded a hollow with rocky sides sloping steeply to a pool that took shape of a full moon. Half-way up the side of the steep hollow, a trickle of water bubbled up between two moss covered stones, glimmering like liquid starshine as it fell into the pool below. The bushes rustled and parted as many wolves emerged into the hollow and began to pick their way down to the water’s edge. Their pelts shone with a pale light, and their paw steps left a frosty glitter on the moss behind them. A silver she-wolf touched her paw to the water, and a silvery figure with jet black paws and a moon on her forehead appeared into the water. It was a wolf, no more than six moons old. A young gray blue male wolf stepped forward from the curious pack of wolves with defiance and concern. “This will be the wolf to save us all?” he growled. “Silverstar, every pack in the forest’s fate is in her paws. I hope you made the right choice.” Silverstar looked at him calmly, but her eyes betrayed her calmness. Anger blazed in her eyes for a lower ranking wolf defied her. She was leader, he had to respect her, but fear replaced her anger. She stared into the distance at something only she could see. “Danger is looming in this young wolf’s future, a prophecy has been told: Three will become two, Silver Moon and Black Sun shall meet in battle, and before the battle is ended, blood will spill blood, stars will fall from the sky, and the river will run red.”

....Can't think of a name, again......O.o

HA! Funny Ella. I've had those before, I had SUCH a bad head ache in the morning, and was high of suger for DAYS. So, still, I am yet to find a dance partner, but I think I'll ask Jake (one of my friends). I hate this, dancing I mean. But, it's almost worth it to see girls fighting over a guy!XP But, not quite..... sheesh, i mean, a guy will think you like him if you ask him! I hate it, again... heh, I'm, in class again. Oh, and yes, you called me Maxine, Ella, in the post right after my first one. My best friend, Mickie, she came over this weekend, we went all loco crazy during the night. I have no CLUE how late we stayed up, but it was late. In the morning, we went all crazy on the computers. Yeah, we had an online party. Then me and Angel prank called people on Sunday, and I accidentally called Jake, who knew that whas his number? It's not like i'm stalking him or anything....O_o....And then Angel accidentally called Iggy (that's his nick name, his real name is James). And then, today, in Quest, we did yoga, I HATED IT. OW! grrrr.... exuse me, I have a guy to go kill, bye! *Jake's yell*
>3~~MaX~~O.o

Party Fever

hey, sorry I didn't post yesterday, I was tired, sick, and practicly peeing blue (I'll tell you later). So, for those of you who don't know, I went to two, count them, two birthday parties this past weekend... It was so FUN with a capitle FUN! So heree's what happened at both of them:
Party #1; Friday, May 18: I made a new friend, Asia. We ate a six foot long subway sadwitch, chased my friend's brother around the yard and I got HUGE blisters from my friend's crocs (they were to small for me). We ate cake and ice cream, opened preasents, and we danced. Then we watched the movie Billy Madison (it was really funny), then we talked and and were asleep by 12:30 PM (pathetic isn't it?) And in the morning, we played hide and go seek, then we all went home!
Party #2; Saterday, May 19: We ate every food under the sun, and we talked, then ate more food, we called a bunch of people (mostly boys) we played games, then ate cake and opened presents. Then we had virgin margaritas, then went to bed. In the morning, we went and had donuts and blue rassberry virgin martinies and kids wine, then we watched Gilmore Girls, and then we all went home!
Sunday; May 20: I went and saw Shrek The Third (really funny).
LIFE LESSON #2: Drinking too many blue rassberry virgin martinies gives you a head ache in the morning, a stomach ache, and blue pee.
:)Ella

Life Lesson

I did call you Max Geez!! Guess what... No really guess... Fine if you won't guess then I will tell you I AM AT HOME! Is'nt that cool! Okay Okay lets get to the point of my title (See title box). After everone of my posts from now on I am going to say a life lesson, so here it goes:

Life Lesson #1: NEVER punch the thoughest guy in your homeroom as hard as you can... OUCH!

$Ella$

P.S. 19 days till school is over, and I am going to a birthday party today and then another one tomorrow! ~<8)

TO MUCH FUN

Ok, I guess I should say sorry for not blogging yesterday. So, sorry. And yes, Ella, i had fun, WAY to much fun! I will have a pic on here soon of something that I did that was HARD!!!! My legs are still in pain.....OW. Mickie is coming over today, so yeah... And I'm in class right now, hehe. We're in study hall, so I'm okay. Oh, and, I AM PSHYCED!!!!!! 11 MORE DAYS!!!(for Maximum Ride, BEST BOOK EVER). Oh, and Ella, CALL ME MAX!!!!!!!!!!!! *walks over to your class and tackles* I said to never, EVER call me maxine!!!!

~~Max~~>3

Field Trip vs. "Field Trip"

Hey, Max I hope your Boston trip was AWSOME, I bet it was. For our field trip we get to go to "Sebago Lake State Park," whatevs hopfully it will be fun, dought it!

*Ella*

P.S. Finding a dance group is so much harder then finding a dance partner.

Monkey in the Middle!

Awww... Max(Maxine) that was a sad story NOT! I was just kidding, OWWW no don't hurt me, don't hurt me! Okay, now that Max is all calmed down, it's time for Story Time with Ella:

So my "friend" Ally sat at my friend Nicole's table yesterday and Ally started flirting with Nicole's boyfriend, Tyler (oh and a word of advice DON'T flirt with Nicole's boyfriend, EVER!) and she got really mad. Then Nicole told me, my friend Ash, and my friend Alicia about it and then one of us told Ally that Nicole thought that she was flirting with Tyler( Let me just tell you it was NOT me) So now Ally and Nicole are mad at each other. Now for the part of the story where I come in, at BEMS the whole 7th is having a Civil War Reenactment and we all have to pick partners to dance with(we are doing the waltz) and everyone that I asked said NO. So Nicole came up with a "plan", so she brought me to see Tyler and he asked if I would dance with his friend Jake I said sure and then I said to Nicole," Isn't Ally dancing with Jake?" and she said," Exactly!" But Jake said NO that he wouldn't dance with me and Ally got mad at Nicole for making her and Jake switch partners, but in the end the kid Cody(who I asked to dance with me) really said yes, go figure! THE END... maybe, dun dun duuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!

#Ella#

I AM INNOCENT! I'M BEING FRAMED!!!!!

Okay, I guess I'm the one to start... so, here it goes:
Well, I am having serios troubles with friends. I am apart of a little, I guess you can call it a "groupie" if you want, of five friends, and I hope it will stay that way, but I'm not sure if it will..... ANYWAYS, one of them, Alex, she was my first friend when I moved here. She introduced me to everyone, and we were all tight, untill now. Me and Mickie have become real close, I mean REAL close. She and Alex have known each other since pre-k, and now, Alex thinks I'm steeling that away from her (she is serios drama queen, UHG). So, she has basicly hated me for the past two months now. So, not to long ago, one of my friends, Sadie, got a message from MY ACCOUNT on Myspace, and it said that she and Alex were stuck-up drama queens. Well, for a while, they were REALLY mad at me, but soon, I worked it out with them. So, for a little while, me, Mickie, Alex, and Sadie were all good, untill just recently. Sadie started to get notes in her locker saying that she was a fake and stuck up [insert sware word of your choice here]. And of course, someone hates me enough, so, it was signed with MY NAME. So, Sadie and Alex have been hating me. They told Mickie and Anne about it and they were telling them it was me, but I convinced Mickie and Anne that I was totally INOCENT. So, they believe me, and today, me and Sadie talked about it this morning, and so me and her are all good now(THANK GOD), but of course, Alex STILL hates me. Also, this morning, Mickie was cryng, she thinks that she has to choose side, and no matter how much i say she doesn't, she still feels like that way. She's stubborn. So I guess, that's al; for today.... I don't even know why I'm saying this all in public like this, oh, I remember, SOMEONE, said I had to do it with her, but, I guess I'm too far in now, 'sigh'. Soooooo, that's it, I guess....
~~Max

Can't come up with a name so...INTRO!

Ever been to BEMS? No... Good. Cause this school has way to much drama if you get what I am talking about. There is your average friend troubles, and of course the boy/ girl troubles, and catfights(grrrrrrrrrrr!!) So ya this is our story, meaning Maxine(call me Max or I'll rip your spine out and beat you with it) and Ella (call me Ella, and Maxine... That was really graphic)! (I said call me Max!) That was from MAXINE! *Ella's Scream*